Giraffes don’t have to have long necks to be a giraffe

You don’t have to tell a joke to make me laugh

Towels don’t stay dry when they dry

I don’t always have tears when I cry

Things are not what they appear to be

I love you You don’t love me

Together we looked like a perfect pair

But living together was a real nightmare

Arrgggggh.

Mice don’t actually like to eat cheese

You can be impolite even when you say please

Wearing a suit and tie doesn’t make you smart 

I’m alive even though you broke my heart.

Things are not what they appear to be

I love you You don’t love me

Together we looked like a perfect pair

But living together was a real nightmare

Arrgggggh.

What?