Why am I  alone 

Why did you phone

My liver  is happy 

Now it’s flappy 

So now I can’t see

Wikipedia is free

I searched for the article

About a new particle

But all I could find

Was Pilgrim's Pride

I read it all

And threw it at the wall

Then i read about Elfodd

I wonder if he was a goth

I wanted to feel his pain

So I searched for his brain

It had fallen down the the sofa

Then eaten by the scrofa

It’s wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia!

It’s all truer than what you hear in the media! 

It’s full of facts and figures

And stuff that often configures

Sometimes it makes me wonder

About the Metropolitan learning center

And why is a man marrying my wife’s baby sister

Worse than the world’s hardest tongue twister

It’s wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia!

It’s all truer than what you hear in the media!